As Jen’s brother suggested, palm trees are probably the douche bags of the plant world. Maybe that’s because I picture them as life guards looking like nephews of Ug from Salute Your Shorts and twirling their shitstick whistles and looking at your little sister over the top of their shitdick Oakley sunglasses. I believe they also chewed gum which is plain senseless near of body of water because it looses it’s flavor and gets hard in like four seconds. “Fuhhhhhhkk, I cannot believe some of these losers still have their learners permits. Lame. They’ll never make it at North Millard High. God. Well, time for my complimentary cheese dog of the day. I bet the girl working at the Snackin’ Stand would totally rub my ballsack.”
I suspect that’s where a significant portion of the eXtreme sports crowd came from and why said arena of activity has fallen out of favor with the growing nerd elite. Jesus, how popular did those skate videos with rap-metal/pop punk used to be? Very. Very popular they used to be. Then again, maybe they just went the way of the blooper which, apparently, isn’t quite banal enough for the Wayans Brothers fan base anymore.
