Looking up the spelling of “bicuspid”, I discovered dictionary.com’s language translator which, rather than a socially inept cyborg, is like the smart kid who finally started drinking. Case in point, I wanted to know how to say “I will poop on your head” in French. No probs said T: J’epuiserai sur votre tete. Not bad, I responded hesitantly appreciative, but what about…in…Spanish? Poop en su cabeza. Well played. German? Ich pumpe auf Ihrem Kopf aus. Oooo. Hmmm…Dutch!! Ik zal poop op uw hoofd. And now, a practical question, what if I’m Brazilianan scataphile? Eu poop em sua cabeca. Translator, your heart is golden. You will be a real boy someday.
