Two youngish men in jogging suits. They toss and fidget with a large, wiry geometric shape.
REGINALD: Why?
ANYWHO: Why not?
REGINALD: Don’t beg the question.
ANYWHO: You did.
REGINALD: Don’t be solipsitic.
ANYWHO: I’m sorry?
REGINALD: (placatingly) Take care of yourself.
ANYWHO: I am.
REGINALD: You’re being idiomatic.
ANYWHO: Yes.
REGINALD: It’s resolved then.
ANYWHO: Yes.
REGINALD: Good!
ANYWHO: Good.
REGINALD: Good. (evaluating Anywho) But you’re still, then…
ANYWHO: Why not?
REGINALD: Why?
ANYWHO: Who asked me?
REGINALD: (self-assured) So Who is obligated?
ANYWHO: Apparently not.
REGINALD: (piously) Well!
ANYWHO: Not very, thank you, but…
REGINALD: But??
ANYWHO: Who asked me?
