squid…Squid!

September 28, 2005

Giant fucking squid! Not a beached tentacle or a predictable made-for-TV movie. Oh, the scientists thought Darren would be all chill like a manta ray…not so. Ha-ha! He’s a giant fucking squid, what do you think he’s going to do? Get pissed, of course, and attack your shit.
“Yeah, so I lost a tentacle attacking this hook that I thought was a maybe a sea giraffe,” Darren told reporters. “At least I still have a dick three-quarters the length of my body.”

One Response to “squid…Squid!”

  1. tepapamuseum Says:

    Hi,
    If you are interested in giant and colossal squid, Te Papa will host and webcast the dissection of 4 giant and 2 colossal squid starting Sunday 27 April. More info can be found on our website: http://www.tepapa.govt.nz/squid/ and of course, on our blog :)


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