Stephen Dedalus

September 23, 2005

Selected quotes from a column by a Hillsdale College Christian Studies major:

1.) The Greek system as a whole puts a capital “p” in the word “philanthropy”.
What? I think even assistant principals, sales supervisors, and pee-wee football coaches feel like dickcheeses when they used that idiom.

2.) Our school is the academic home to some of the brightest and most intelligent minds in the Midwest, and yet we use so little brain power when it comes to the words we use to describe our peers.
Huh, too true, too true.
Where’s the love, y’all?…people killin’, people dyin’…

3.) We all sat in the front lawn on the first day of our freshman year and wondered how our lives would unfold in Hillsdale.
…with unicorn stickers on our Trapper-Keepers.

4.) It’s good to have variation.
I’d also like to offer that it’s good to do good stuff sometimes, and, like, we gotta start helping each other more.

One Response to “Stephen Dedalus”

  1. August. Says:

    “For some students, becoming a part of the Greek system was part of the plan, and that’s awesome.”

    I don’t think I could read anything quite so beautiful again. Someone, shoot me, now.


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