The 3-step-thirtysomething-white-man guide to vulnerable whores in the Tao of Steve is something you’ve already learned on the playground (except the only vulnerable whore in the vicinity was Ms. Roth who’d find acceptance of her sweat pants and lumpy figure in the pug-faced glare of lesbianism). You wave nonchalantly at Kendra Williams before smacking a nerd in the face with a dodgeball and, later that afternoon at second recess, tag her on a part you don’t have and run away.
More unfortunately, the movie continues the sitcom Hilton-video-for-dads trend of pairing a fat guy and suspiciously hot Manhattan-looking piece of ass. Ayelet Kaznelson is willing to leave her successful, loving husband for featured fat guy, Donol Logue, who works part time and shares a house with several friends. And, eh, he bangs or turns away a few other chicks throughout before settling on Greer Goodman (who leaves her underwear model boyfriend for Donol, even though Donol slept with her in college and forgot about it). Remembering all the names of the girls you’ve slept with – isn’t that the perpetual dilemma of the fat man?
