We are the world, we are the binturongs

The bullshit on parade that was Live 8 was lauded like Christ doing the moonwalk for several reasons:
-We like rockstars championing gooey, substanceless politic.
-We dislike plague and famine in non-Western areas of the world because we can denounce them like high gas prices and, in the same way, will never be held to action by equally outraged Panera Bread customers.
-Americans still aren’t sick of UK douche bag cause-monger ambassadors Bono and Chris Martin.

Does anyone eat at the fast (fish)food chain Long John Silver’s anymore? They could certainly stand a pirate/adult film advertising campaign.

Listening to:
Common – Be
The Thermals – More Parts Per Million
The Comas – Conductor
Dresden Dolls – The Dresden Dolls

The binturong is my new favorite Indochinese civet.