3rd (out of 8)

March 28, 2005

More debate strategy: If you are losing the argument and have a crowd sympathetic to you onlooking, simply cast knowing semi-embarrassed grins at your supporters while shrugging your shoulders with exaggeration, as if to say, “I’m sorry you had to see this (him).”

Placed a respectable 3rd (out of 8) in this year’s Frank family grandchild backyard Easter egg hunt. Last year I was deadass last behind a number of participants I had a decade or more on. Good thing I modified my chariot.

…leading to the disillusionment and eventual universal atheism of the male sex.

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