There’s a zit representin’ on the lower east side of my bottom lip and I’m not sure if it’s advantageous to claim it’s a cold sore. Which reminds me of health class. Which reminds me of holistic medicine. Which reminds me of Christian Scientists and how, despite allegations of child abuse, they put out a decent publication. Zit it is. Which reminds me of an unsuccessful jr. high venture with foundation.
When a real journalist writes outside the field, A Sun Also Rises happens. When a sports journalist writes outside the field, Tuesdays with Morrie happens.
Sports pages are like tabloids but more homoerotic.
Visiting my girlfriend at her pleasant and beige BSU apartment. The city of Muncie, in its desolation, is an agro Gary.
A study confirming the common sense problem with abstinence education.
Only fight people more wealthy than you.
Best homepage ever.
March 22, 2005 at 8:14 pm
Abstinence link:
Good example of what I call the “bikini/martini” phenomenon. (1) You can go to a beach where bikinis have become almost arbitrarily small, but if you were to un-self-consciously go completely starkers, you’d be hauled in and assailed as a pervert. (2) You can plow down “extra-dry martinis” from an awkward and effeminate glass, but drink a little “straight gin” from a flask and you’re a stinkin’ drunk. The idea of hot-karling, snowballing, nipple-tazering Xians lording their “virginity” over me is freaking hilarious, but (you’re right) not much different from the pervasive nominal morality of homo sapiens.
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