17 1/2 inches

March 18, 2005

When arguing a point, never make up a word with the suffix “-ocracy”.

Uncle Kelly? You always were the quiet one. Plus the muffstache should have raised a more scrupulous concern.

Besides the mascot and the House of Pain sponsorship, not to impressed with Mickey’s fine malt liquor.

Have have a initially regrettable Spring Break.

“In these swamps and running streams, they have frogs of an incredible bigness, which are called bull frogs, from the roaring they make. Last year I found one of these near a stream of fresh water, of so prodigious a magnitude, that when I extended its legs, I found the distance betwixt them to be seventeen inches and a half. If any are good to eat, these must be the kind.”
-Robert Beverly, The History and Present State of Virginia (1705)

One Response to “17 1/2 inches”

  1. Je t'aime Says:

    heeelllooo.
    nice random profile.
    provides a few laughs.


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